Q: “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
A1: It depends on whether you are talking about African or European wood.
A2: 42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that. (42, that can’t be right.)
A3: A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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